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Frenchie Floral Harness - Effortless Style for Your Pup
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Pretty in Pink Bows Frenchie Harness! Sweetest pup ever? Get yours now!
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Pink Marble Frenchie Harness: Chic & Comfy. Get Yours Today!
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Scarlet Plaid Frenchie Harness: Parisian Chic with a Touch of Sass!
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Teddy Bear Dreams Frenchie Harness: Cuteness Unleashed.
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Blue Toile Frenchie Harness: Parisian Chic for Your Pup
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Frenchie Strap Harness: "Pigs Fly" - Dazzle Your Pup!
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